{"id":28213,"date":"2024-08-22T02:35:04","date_gmt":"2024-08-21T23:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg"},"modified":"2024-08-22T02:35:31","modified_gmt":"2024-08-21T23:35:31","slug":"1-15-768x201-384","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/genel\/huzur-evinde-3-yasli\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-384\/","title":{"rendered":"Huzur evinde 3 ya\u015fl\u0131"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Huzur evinde 3 ya\u015fl\u0131 oturmu\u015f Azrail gelirse can\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 al\u0131rsa diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Biri: Buldum bebek taklidi yapal\u0131m. Bebek san\u0131p gider demi\u015f. Di\u011ferleri de onaylam\u0131\u015f. Bir gece Azrail gelmi\u015f. Geldi\u011fini anlam\u0131\u015flar. Biri \u2018MAMMAAA\u2019 di\u011feri \u2018ANNEEE\u2019 \u00f6teki \u2018INGAAA\u2019 demi\u015f. Bunu duyan Azrail demi\u015f ki :\u2019HAYD\u0130 ATTAAA\u2019\u2026<\/p>\n<p>BONUS FIKRAMIZ<br \/>\nAmerika\u2019da ya\u015fayan Dursun, Trabzon\u2019daki Temel\u2019i yan\u0131na \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yormu\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ula Temel ha puraya gelursen a\u00e7 kalmazsun da. Sadece yerdeki paralar\u0131 toplasan o bile yeter sana demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Bunu duyan Temel biraz da merak\u0131ndan binmi\u015f u\u00e7a\u011fa, Amerika\u2019 ya gitmi\u015f. U\u00e7aktan inmi\u015f, valizini al\u0131p havaalan\u0131ndan \u00e7\u0131kmak \u00fczereymi\u015f. Bir de bakm\u0131\u015f yerde 100 dolar var. Paraya bakm\u0131\u015f bakm\u0131\u015f ve \u015f\u00f6yle demi\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Ula daha ilk g\u00fcnden i\u015fe mi ba\u015flanur\u2026<br \/>\nBONUS \u0130K\u0130NC\u0130 FIKRA<br \/>\nAdam bir k\u00f6y\u00fc gezerken yorulmu\u015f, hayli susam\u0131\u015ft\u0131. \u00c7aresiz bir evin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alar, kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na bir \u00e7ocuk \u00e7\u0131kar. Adamca\u011f\u0131z:<\/p>\n<p>-Evlad\u0131m, buralarda su bulamad\u0131m. L\u00fctfen bana bir bardak su verir misiniz?<\/p>\n<p>Kap\u0131y\u0131 a\u00e7an \u00e7ocuk, adam\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcne bakarak:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u0130stersen ayran getireyim, der.<\/p>\n<p>Adam bu teklifi memnuniyetle kabul ettikten sonra, \u00e7ocuk bir \u00e7anak ayran getirir. Adam ayran\u0131 i\u00e7tikten sonra \u00e7ocuk:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 \u0130stersen daha getireyim, der.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Zahmet olur yavrum bir zahmet.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7ocuk:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Hay\u0131r ne zahmeti, zaten bu ayran\u0131n i\u00e7ine fare d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc\u011f\u00fc i\u00e7in nas\u0131l olsa d\u00f6kecektik!, demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Bunun \u00fczerine adam i\u011frenerek elindeki ayran \u00e7ana\u011f\u0131n\u0131 hiddetle yere at\u0131p par\u00e7alay\u0131nca, \u00e7ocuk feryad\u0131 kopartm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Anneee, kap\u0131daki adam k\u00f6pe\u011fin \u00e7ana\u011f\u0131n\u0131 k\u0131rd\u0131.<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-149.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":28211,"source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/1-15-768x201-149.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28213"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28213"}]}}