{"id":46996,"date":"2026-04-24T23:22:34","date_gmt":"2026-04-24T20:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg"},"modified":"2026-04-24T23:24:10","modified_gmt":"2026-04-24T20:24:10","slug":"1-15-768x201-2617","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/genel\/arkadaslarimin-kahkahalari-ile\/attachment\/1-15-768x201-2617\/","title":{"rendered":"Arkada\u015flar\u0131m\u0131n kahkahalar\u0131 ile"},"author":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg'><img width=\"300\" height=\"79\" src=\"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-300x79.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-300x79.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>Teneff\u00fcslerde ko\u015farken beni yakalar, beyaz yakamdan tutard\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u201d Aptal \u00f6\u011frenci, nereye b\u00f6yle?\u201d Derdi.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7imdik atard\u0131 kollar\u0131ma.<\/p>\n<p>Annem beni y\u0131karken bak\u0131r le\u011fende, sorard\u0131 kolumdaki derin \u00e7izik ve morluklar\u0131:Nas\u0131l oldu bunlar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Verdi\u011fim yan\u0131t hep ayn\u0131yd\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>\u201d Arkada\u015flar\u0131mla kavga ettim.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bir dayak da annemden yerdim, sebepsizce\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Tabi bu hakaretler, bilin\u00e7alt\u0131m\u0131 ne \u015fekilde etkilediyse en basit derslerimde dahi ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131z olurdum.<\/p>\n<p>1. s\u0131n\u0131fta m\u00fczikten kald\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>4. s\u0131n\u0131fta matematikten kald\u0131m.<\/p>\n<p>7. y\u0131lda 5 s\u0131n\u0131f\u0131 tam ge\u00e7ememi\u015ftik.S\u0131nav olduk da ge\u00e7mi\u015ftim.<\/p>\n<p>M\u00fczik sorusu: Bize bir \u015fark\u0131 s\u00f6yler misin?<\/p>\n<p>Yan\u0131t: Daha d\u00fcn annemin kollar\u0131nda\u2026olmu\u015ftu.<\/p>\n<p>Matematik sorusu: \u00c7arp\u0131m tablosunu bize okur musun?Yan\u0131t: Ezbere olmu\u015ftu. Bilemedi\u011fim yerleri ard\u0131ma saklad\u0131\u011f\u0131m parmaklar\u0131m\u0131 abak\u00fcs yerine sayarak ba\u015farm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ve \u00f6yle haketmi\u015ftim diplomam\u0131.lime diplomam\u0131 tutu\u015fturan Muhterem \u00f6\u011fretmenim, kula\u011f\u0131ma \u015f\u00f6yle f\u0131s\u0131ldam\u0131\u015ft\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u201d Biliyor musun? Sen hayatta hi\u00e7 adam olamayacaks\u0131n k\u0131z\u0131m?Kula\u011f\u0131mdan hi\u00e7 gitmez o biber ac\u0131s\u0131, y\u00fcrek yakan s\u00f6zleri\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ortaokulu hep matematik ve ingilizceden ikmale kalarak bitirmi\u015ftim.<\/p>\n<p>3. y\u0131l\u0131n sonunda \u00fc\u00e7 ders y\u0131l\u0131n s\u0131navlar\u0131n\u0131 ter d\u00f6kerek atlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131m. \u015e\u00fck\u00fcr ki, \u00e7ift diki\u015f yapmay\u0131p, s\u0131n\u0131fta kalmadan ge\u00e7mi\u015ftim s\u0131n\u0131flar\u0131m\u0131.<\/p>\n<p>Ama ilkokul \u00f6\u011fretmenimin akl\u0131mdaki izleri hi\u00e7 silinmiyordu\u2026Gelelim liseye\u2026 Kaynak: zilzablog com hikayeler net<\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":768,"height":201,"file":"2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-300x79.jpg","width":300,"height":79,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-300x79.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-150x150.jpg"},"kucukResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-80x50.jpg","width":80,"height":50,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-80x50.jpg"},"sliderResim":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-670x201.jpg","width":670,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-670x201.jpg"},"resim1":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-184x140.jpg","width":184,"height":140,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-184x140.jpg"},"resim2":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-216x103.jpg","width":216,"height":103,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-216x103.jpg"},"resim3":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-145x70.jpg","width":145,"height":70,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-145x70.jpg"},"sagSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-300x150.jpg","width":300,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-300x150.jpg"},"yeniSlider":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297-500x201.jpg","width":500,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297-500x201.jpg"},"full":{"file":"1-15-768x201-297.jpg","width":768,"height":201,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"0","keywords":[]}},"post":46994,"source_url":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/1-15-768x201-297.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/46996"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kilosorunum.com\/habercim\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46996"}]}}